damsels in distress

there was this stupid idiot loser asshole stupid piece of shit who was trying to be funny by harrassing us...while we were happily dancing at our own corner, he came near us and keep moving nearer and nearer..if i was not held back, my feet wuld have met his BLOODY ass. he was damn luck that everytime i wanna kick him he move away. i was so damn pissed. no matter how much i elbow and push him he just kept coming. WTF. i was so angry and desperate that when a new group of guys move near to dance, i simply approach 1 of the guys for help. he just turn around n look kinda lost. in hindsight, i would have given the same look and not know what to do in his shoes either. anyway before he could collect his thoughts, i spot the bouncer and flew there. i told the bouncer whats up and he just stood there and STARE at the stupid idiot loser asshole stupid piece of shit while he kept on dancing, oblivious to all. WTF?? yl, ange and i just stood and stare..and suddenly he moved near xl(who was sitting n sms-ing) and immediately we sprang into action and grabbed her and GO. however, the guy i approached appeared to have recovered from his "blurness" and sugested that we move away from the stupid idiot loser asshole stupid piece of shit and dance near them for protection instead. but we were bent on getting out of the dance floor (the guy looks kinda cute in the dark though..haha)...anyway...the conclusion is...there are NO knights in shining armour in the world(not the cute guy, nor the bouncer who is a the-matrix-morpheaus look alike) and girls gotta help themselves out. thank u very much. oh yes..as for the stupid idiot loser asshole stupid piece of shit ..may he rot in hell and find his organs slowly drop out from his anus. amen.