i am selfish?

i was lying in bed, desperately trying to fall asleep, and basically, minding my own business when i faintly smell baking smells. as i lie in bed, i think to myself: hmmm my bro is going on another of his food rampages again. and this time, its about 2am in the morning. however, the smells gradually start to smell alot like chao ta smells..something smells really burnt. so i pia out of bed and what transverse next is as goes:

me: eh wei an! your food is burnt is it! (standing juz outside the kitchen but cant see inside)

wei an: no la. i'm cooking. (while siting in front of his computer, and his back is to the kitchen)

me: ya obviously right. but something smells burnt lo.

w: told u i'm baking something already lo. i'm baking i'm baking i'm baking i'm baking...

me: ok lo whatever. (irritated with the piece of shit called wei an)

w: (walking towards the kitchen) shit!

me: (poking my head into the kitchen) wa lau! alot of smoke lo! OMG!

w: stop talking and help can don't be selfish.'

me: thought you're BAKING? wa lau, told u burnt already still insist. quick, get out of the smoke. and now i am SELFISH?

w: its not my fault lo. its the oven.

me: (closed the kitchen door) don't open the oven....

w: (opened the oven) u triyng to kill me is it! i was inside lo

me: there is ANOTHER exit. i was trying to keep the smoke out of the house lo. don't be stupid.

w: you're very selfish lo.

me: ??